Advert Critique Champion Gifts

'This is a forty-dollar value for only $39.95!'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Your ad here!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

CATCHY NAME

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Posters of the Sahara

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Dodgy Marketing

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

"The only bad side effect from this new drug I'm on is this tedious 24/7 promotional blitz."

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

"This looks good."

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'

"I think the dosage needs adjusting. I'm not nearly as happy as the people in the ads."

'Honey, this lawyer says that if you call now, all of your problems will magically disappear and he'll throw in a free pen if you call in the next 5 minutes!'