Ad Critique Lover Gifts

Guaranteed to revitalize your hair! Other than that, you're on your own.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

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CATCHY NAME

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Girl's weight issues.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Posters of the Sahara

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Dodgy Marketing

Junk Mail

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

"The only bad side effect from this new drug I'm on is this tedious 24/7 promotional blitz."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

"This looks good."

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'