Advertising Critique Fan Gifts

Bobblehead Give Away Night.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Your ad here!

CATCHY NAME

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Girl's weight issues.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

The Calmocracy

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

Posters of the Sahara

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

Dodgy Marketing

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

"This looks good."