Advertising Critic Gifts

"We produce an inferior line of goods. That's why we're looking for a real first class marketing man."

"That's a crazy idea but it might work."

"Roger and I are just sitting around, letting ourselves be targetted by advertisers."

"Once this commercial is over, I'll have a number of questions on erectile dysfunction."

'Product placement is getting so obtrusive.'

"Not saying much are they?"

Our investment strategies have been approved by 'Gamblers Anonymous'

Classical music on car commerical

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

'See? They clearly market it to be attractive to kids.'

In those four out of five doctors' commercials, I'm the fifth doctor.

A spider encounters a popup ad on the web.

Scare tactics in advertising

'It says 'An honest product from an honest company...100% artificial''.

'You know the king on that burger commercial? I find him very disturbing.'

CATCHY NAME

'If you read our ads carefully you'll notice we don't specify which part of the body our male enhancement drugs enhance.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

'Talk about false advertising.'

Thanks to his new TV Shopping Restraints, Bob could resist.

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

Greetings, stupid people! Buy this!

"It appeals to pride, greed, lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice."

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

Box O'Air

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"Delicious!"

Ace Advertising: Our Standard Rate for Negative Ads is $5000 per smear.

'Blasted hunk male!'

Most Unpopular Cereals.

'Beer Ad Campaigns that Failed: Primus Beer brewed from water fresh from the Congo.'

We believe in truth in advertising.

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'Excuse me, I ordered the all-day breakfast. This one lasted only twenty minutes.'

'Honey, this lawyer says that if you call now, all of your problems will magically disappear and he'll throw in a free pen if you call in the next 5 minutes!'