Advertising Critic Gifts

"We produce an inferior line of goods. That's why we're looking for a real first class marketing man."

"That's a crazy idea but it might work."

"Roger and I are just sitting around, letting ourselves be targetted by advertisers."

"Once this commercial is over, I'll have a number of questions on erectile dysfunction."

'Product placement is getting so obtrusive.'

"Not saying much are they?"

In those four out of five doctors' commercials, I'm the fifth doctor.

'See? They clearly market it to be attractive to kids.'

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

Classical music on car commerical

Our investment strategies have been approved by 'Gamblers Anonymous'

CATCHY NAME

"It appeals to pride, greed, lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice."

A spider encounters a popup ad on the web.

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

'If you read our ads carefully you'll notice we don't specify which part of the body our male enhancement drugs enhance.'

'It says 'An honest product from an honest company...100% artificial''.

Scare tactics in advertising

Greetings, stupid people! Buy this!

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

Box O'Air

'Talk about false advertising.'

Thanks to his new TV Shopping Restraints, Bob could resist.

Abs of Gold?

Disclaimers

If you see something, buy something.

From The Makers Of Wonderbra: WonderWallet

"Coronary bypass! Upstairs! Third floor! Twelve hundred, firm! Check it out!"

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."

"I never had a problem before those goddam Bob Dole ads."

"You know, it feels just as stupid as it looks in the commercial."

None of those Products 'Changed My Life'

Posters of the Sahara