Advertisement Critic Gifts

"Because I'm worth it"

"This looks good."

"I don't know what this medication does...but the commercials for it are really cool!"

'If you drive it like they do in the advertisements, you void the warranty.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Prozac toothpaste

Batteries Not Included.

"Tasty and nutritious? Any five year old knows that's a contradiction in terms."

Olympic torch for sale.

'This is a forty-dollar value for only $39.95!'

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'

'Another ad for penis-enlargement.'

'What seems to be the problem?'

Fisherman's special...Only $59.99! Order today, 2 for $109...Tartar Sauce, 50 gallons.

'Cereal's not all that expensive -- why is everybody always trying to steal it?'

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.

'I thought it was just going to be attack ADS.'

Military Recruiters...'Win a free trip to the holy lands'

'Do you wake up feeling great, raring to go, happy about everything? If so, you may be suffering from...'

Charlie had seen enough insecticide commercials to know what was next.

'Never, Ever...be fooled by tv infomercials.'

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"Come in, Thompson. But before you get any time with me, you'll have to watch a short advertisement."

"I think the dosage needs adjusting. I'm not nearly as happy as the people in the ads."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

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"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Girl's weight issues.

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."