Advertisement Critic Gifts

"Because I'm worth it"

"I don't know what this medication does...but the commercials for it are really cool!"

'If you drive it like they do in the advertisements, you void the warranty.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Prozac toothpaste

Batteries Not Included.

"Tasty and nutritious? Any five year old knows that's a contradiction in terms."

Olympic torch for sale.

'This is a forty-dollar value for only $39.95!'

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'

'Another ad for penis-enlargement.'

'What seems to be the problem?'

Fisherman's special...Only $59.99! Order today, 2 for $109...Tartar Sauce, 50 gallons.

'Cereal's not all that expensive -- why is everybody always trying to steal it?'

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.

'I thought it was just going to be attack ADS.'

Military Recruiters...'Win a free trip to the holy lands'

'Do you wake up feeling great, raring to go, happy about everything? If so, you may be suffering from...'

Charlie had seen enough insecticide commercials to know what was next.

'Never, Ever...be fooled by tv infomercials.'

"Come in, Thompson. But before you get any time with me, you'll have to watch a short advertisement."

"I think the dosage needs adjusting. I'm not nearly as happy as the people in the ads."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Generic Store: Sign in Window

The following is a paid political announcement.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Your ad here!

CATCHY NAME

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

Girl's weight issues.

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!