Ad Critics Gifts

TV: 'The following program is rated 'G', with parental discretion advised for the commercials.'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

The following is a paid political announcement.

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CATCHY NAME

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Posters of the Sahara

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Dodgy Marketing

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

"This looks good."

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

Military Recruiters...'Win a free trip to the holy lands'

Post man delivers 'More Stuff You Don't Want.'

"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'