Advertising Critics Gifts

'It says 'An honest product from an honest company... 100% artificial'.'

Rejected Budweiser Ads

"I can still remember when cartoons were about humor, not product placement."

I think I could explain it better to the girl in your TV commercial.

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Generic Store: Sign in Window

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

The following is a paid political announcement.

Your ad here!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

CATCHY NAME

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Posters of the Sahara

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

Dodgy Marketing

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."