Ad Critic Gifts

With all the money being spent on TV ads, how is the average voter feeling about the political process?"

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"Is it really an important message from your sponsor, or just another damn commercial?!"

Gonzo Marketing - batteries not included in batteries.

Football and Campaign Ads.

'Rather than interrupt tonight's special movie broadcast with commercials, we've decided not to show it at all.'

'Now my dreams are being interrupted by old actors selling denture adhesive!'

'Look at THAT-they're even repeating the commercials now!'

'It's finally happened, Ed. There are so many ads in this months Reader's Digest that there isn't room for any articles.'

Your ad here!

'Ever wonder if we really need to advertise?'

"Howard is our attack ad specialist. When you need his services, poke him with a stick."

"If the sale was LAST week why still advertise it?"

To Stephen from Mabel

Generic Store: Sign in Window

The following is a paid political announcement.

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

CATCHY NAME

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Posters of the Sahara

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Dodgy Marketing

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"