Ad Critique Enthusiast Gifts

"Your TV commercials have caused me pain and suffering. Can I sue you for that?"

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'First, we need to discredit the public's notion that the best things in life are free.'

Advertising Agency - Perkins here has found a way to interrupt people's dreams with commercials.

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

The following is a paid political announcement.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

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CATCHY NAME

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

As Seen Watching TV

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Girl's weight issues.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Posters of the Sahara

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

Dodgy Marketing

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'