Tv Advertisement Critic Gifts

"It's always easy to tell when then TV commercials for Christmas toys have started."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'Side effects may include....'

The following is a paid political announcement.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Your ad here!

CATCHY NAME

Girl's weight issues.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Posters of the Sahara

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Dodgy Marketing

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

"They do say results will vary."

"This looks good."

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'