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"It's always easy to tell when then TV commercials for Christmas toys have started."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

The following is a paid political announcement.

'Side effects may include....'

Your ad here!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

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Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Girl's weight issues.

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Posters of the Sahara

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Dodgy Marketing

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

"They do say results will vary."

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'