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"This may sound stupid, but why can't they make a prescription drug with good side effects?"

'What does it say, Dad?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Side effects may include....'

The following is a paid political announcement.

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

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CATCHY NAME

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Girl's weight issues.

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

'He has a learning disability all right - television!'

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"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

"How many new sitcoms will it make before they find a decent one?" "About twenty something"

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

Dodgy Marketing

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"I'm starting to wish we'd never bought him that thing."

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."