Television Advert Critic Gifts

"This may sound stupid, but why can't they make a prescription drug with good side effects?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'What does it say, Dad?'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Side effects may include....'

The following is a paid political announcement.

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Your ad here!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

CATCHY NAME

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Girl's weight issues.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Posters of the Sahara

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'He has a learning disability all right - television!'

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Dodgy Marketing

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.