Ad Critique Lover T-Shirts

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The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

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CATCHY NAME

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Girl's weight issues.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Posters of the Sahara

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Junk Mail

Dodgy Marketing

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

"The only bad side effect from this new drug I'm on is this tedious 24/7 promotional blitz."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"