Media Challenger Gifts

Small media against information monopolies

"My email is down... talk to me."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

AI

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I've got it written down...'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Fight on the top

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Please seat to be weighted.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."