Digital Challenger Gifts

"No point going to sleep now."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Mental Health System Breakdown

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Capitalism

'My app just ate your widget.'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Selling Justice

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

conversing using table tennis technology

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.