Digital Age Challenger Gifts

'What do you mean, 'No warranty??' The user manual does not say that I can't send a Cappuccino by email!'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Two Generations of Readers

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Modern Life Blues

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Modern Portrait Gallery

"The times – They have a changed."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"