Digital Age Challenger Pillows

'What do you mean, 'No warranty??' The user manual does not say that I can't send a Cappuccino by email!'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Two Generations of Readers

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Modern Life Blues

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Modern Portrait Gallery

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"The times – They have a changed."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."