Digital Competitor Pillows

'Start your search engines!'

"Honey! I;m in a thousandth place!"

'My app just ate your widget.'

Miss America IQ Pageant

City Marathon.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Skateboard Olympics.

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

"All As. What did you get?"

Interpretive marathon

Weapons of Mass Comparison

Chess bowling.

War artists.

'My turn now!'

'The three essentials for any work of art are content, composition, and how envious it makes the neighbors.'

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

'He's just messing with your mind.'

"Admit it gentlemen, we are no longer number one. This stupid creature is now more interested in our rival's new product."

"No point going to sleep now."

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

Internet first

'What do you mean, 'No warranty??' The user manual does not say that I can't send a Cappuccino by email!'