Digital Age Warriors Pillows

"My email is down... talk to me."

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Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

His Master's Data.

Error: Out of memory.

'Technology hates me.'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,