Digital Age Advocates Pillows

'I'm hoping some day the technology will develop so we may sue over the internet.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Modern Portrait Gallery

Statue of liberty selfie

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Buy my data $20"

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

Mobile phone damage to children.

Books On Paper

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

His Master's Data.

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

Modern Baby Mobiles