Digital Advocate Pillows

'Instead of a closing argument, we ask that you visit the defendent's website at i-am-innocent.com.'

"I'm suffering from activism burnout."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

A Failiure to Communicate

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

We respect your privacy, which is why we make it so hard for you to keep...I'm Ok with that.

Why god isn't listening...

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"Economy is going gangbusters but the horses are still spooked by the way social media collects their data and sells it to unnamed third parties."

A twitter logo pooping on Trump's head

Save the Files on the Cloud.

"What do you mean 'Get her to stop'?...Your baby's a human being and she already has things she wants to tell you. Crying is the only language she knows. Just hold her tell her 'I hear you'...and grow a thicker skin! Baby tears aren't little grenades, loser!"

'You need to be more accessible to your employees... so you'll need to get rid of the moat.'

May I propose a political theory? Not now, dear. I shouldn't even have to ask you Snookums. If I've got a theory about the world, I should just be able to say it. That's part of being in a relationship. I should be able to talk and know that you're going to listen to me. I'm still pontificating! Come back here!!!

Freedom of press.

Trolling on social media

Police brutality caught and spread by phone.

Digital Alternatives

'What do you mean they are monitoring Internet use?'

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

"Are my test results in yet?" "Yes, you can see them on my website!"

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'