Digital Advocate Gifts

'Instead of a closing argument, we ask that you visit the defendent's website at i-am-innocent.com.'

"I'm suffering from activism burnout."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Why god isn't listening...

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"Economy is going gangbusters but the horses are still spooked by the way social media collects their data and sells it to unnamed third parties."

A twitter logo pooping on Trump's head

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

Save the Files on the Cloud.

"What do you mean 'Get her to stop'?...Your baby's a human being and she already has things she wants to tell you. Crying is the only language she knows. Just hold her tell her 'I hear you'...and grow a thicker skin! Baby tears aren't little grenades, loser!"

'What do you mean they are monitoring Internet use?'

'You need to be more accessible to your employees... so you'll need to get rid of the moat.'

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

Freedom of press.

Police brutality caught and spread by phone.

Trolling on social media

"Are my test results in yet?" "Yes, you can see them on my website!"

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

"I applied for the right to be forgotten."

"I don't know why we need a qr code when all they have on the menu is dog food."