Devout Digital Advocate Gifts

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

1 message reviewed by NSA.

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

"This is my last shift, I've been replaced by some bitch called Alexa."

Progress

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"Economy is going gangbusters but the horses are still spooked by the way social media collects their data and sells it to unnamed third parties."

I NEVER accept cookies...

"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."

A twitter logo pooping on Trump's head

Ideological positions in social networks

Save the Files on the Cloud.

Nothing came between Tony and his mobile.

Trolling on social media

Archaeologists find a book.

"I liked 'class dismissed' better than 'please log off and exit'."

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

Police brutality caught and spread by phone.

'What do you mean they are monitoring Internet use?'

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

"Are my test results in yet?" "Yes, you can see them on my website!"