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'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

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"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

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Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

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'Does a blog count as being published.'

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

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"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'