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Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Not on my watch..."

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

"Actually I prefer contactless!"

Please Help! More Information On My Website. . .

'Revenue's been up since we changed our WiFi policy around here.'

"Grandpa, how old are you in human years?"

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

Digital Space Age.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Do you offer cloud storage?'

'Would you like to try our new touch-screen monitor?'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

'He needs a domain name.'

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Yes, of course you can have a second opinion — ask Siri."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"