Digital Innovation Fan Gifts

"Be back soon. Self check in."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The Digital Family

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

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"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Primordial Schmooze

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

Paperless office.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'