Digital Innovation Fan Gifts

"Be back soon. Self check in."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

The Digital Family

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Primordial Schmooze

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Paperless office.

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."