Digital Revolution Enthusiast Gifts

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'The check is in the email attachment.'

The Computer Bore

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.