Digital Revolutionist Gifts

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

STRIP Hambone: Replaced by a computer

Lynching on social media

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'I call it 'Myspace'''

'Does a blog count as being published.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'