Digital Revolutionist Gifts

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'I don't care if it is free...It's not much of a view!'

STRIP Hambone: Replaced by a computer

Lynching on social media

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Internet.

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"So how much money do you make?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

'Does a blog count as being published.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'