Technology Revolutionist Gifts

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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"The success of the guillotine helped it's inventor get ahead...let me rephrase that..."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

The power of the brain

My First Bitcoin.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Write about robots."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

'Wheel.'

Mark Zuckerberg

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."