Technological Pioneer Gifts

Wheel being refused at the patent office

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Cloud Computing.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

S.S.dot.com

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

The power of the brain

My First Bitcoin.

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'Wheel.'

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.