Technological Pioneer Pillows

Wheel being refused at the patent office

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Cloud Computing.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

S.S.dot.com

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"So how much money do you make?"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

The power of the brain

'I call it 'Myspace'''

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'Wheel.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an