Internet Pioneer Pillows

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

'Yes, my lemonade is $1.50 a cup. I figured it's the only way for me to recover from the dot-com crash.'

"We come out and serenade all first time web users."

The Ages of Man.

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

It would never work - you're Microsoft and I'm Netscape.

'Suppose the President of the United States calls? -- if you're going to stick with dial-up, you should at least get a separate phone line.'

'Oh look, TV over the phone lines. I wonder if it works with a modem?'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'My backup special...'

"Bartlett's Familiar Re-Tweets"

A Guide To Internet Laughter

S.S.dot.com

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'

Ebaying at the moon.

'I have repented my new economy ways, will work for money'.

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

CEO with SEO

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Internet.

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"So how much money do you make?"

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'Have your people facebook my people.'