Internet Inventors Pillows

"I'm Jum and I own 50,000 domain names. I'm a recovering domain name hoarder. It's been 87 days since I've bought a domain name."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"What's a patent?"

Thinking Gears

'I told you it would be useful.'

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Raincloud Umbrella

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Bright idea

Eureka!

Walking Luggage.

Creative department

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'