Internet Innovators Pillows

'The check is in the email attachment.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Evolution.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

S.S.dot.com

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

The power of the brain

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"