Internet Innovators Gifts

CEO with SEO

'The check is in the email attachment.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Evolution.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Internet.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

S.S.dot.com

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

'Have your people facebook my people.'

My First Bitcoin.

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

The power of the brain

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."