Tech Innovators Gifts

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'I prefer the term 'arrows' to 'unmanned drones.''

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How It Works: Super Range Electric Limo

"You don't actually need to attend the interview, we can find everything we need on your Facebook page."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

The power of the brain

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'