Tech Innovator Gifts

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"...and this is our Agile project!"

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

"In addition to creating awesome apps our mission statement should include something about making enough cash so we don't have to move back in with our parents."

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

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"Oh, I'm sorry. You're both holograms - I assumed you knew each other."

"Mr. Frobisher has launched a fresh new interface."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"Where do you see yourself in five minutes?"

Cloud Computing.

'I've made an app that counts farts...'

"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"What's your marketing plan?"

'I guess there'll always be a gap between science and technology.'

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

'I don't think we could throw the baby out with the bathwater if we tried.'

This ststic electric toothbrush still has some problems.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"That's brilliant! Can it be ready for the next World Cup in 2022?"

'Isn't it time someone invented the Campaign App?'

"I just think the government would save a lot of money if they livestreamed school."

Odd Moments in Computer History: Fred came up with a creative solution when he ran out of continuous forms.

'Look at this teenie-weenie chip, Schmidt! Who would have thought that it could replace a great big guy like you!'

'Don't worry about him. He works in the paper industry, and he's not happy that I've gone paperless.'

"Wow...well, I admit...in hindsight, this was a errible time to launch or 'Cooperative Video' app."

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

"On second thought, I'll take care of the dishes."

"So, that's a driverless car? Mines a passengerless car."

"I've developed a robotic arm that will help with deep sea exploration."

Mark Zuckerberg

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."