Tech Innovator Gifts

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"...and this is our Agile project!"

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

"In addition to creating awesome apps our mission statement should include something about making enough cash so we don't have to move back in with our parents."

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

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"Where do you see yourself in five minutes?"

"Mr. Frobisher has launched a fresh new interface."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"Oh, I'm sorry. You're both holograms - I assumed you knew each other."

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'I've made an app that counts farts...'

"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

'I guess there'll always be a gap between science and technology.'

'I don't think we could throw the baby out with the bathwater if we tried.'

This ststic electric toothbrush still has some problems.

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

"I've developed a robotic arm that will help with deep sea exploration."

"So, that's a driverless car? Mines a passengerless car."

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

"Wow...well, I admit...in hindsight, this was a errible time to launch or 'Cooperative Video' app."

'Don't worry about him. He works in the paper industry, and he's not happy that I've gone paperless.'

"This new software can buy directly from ITSELF, cutting customer complaints to ZERO!"

The power of the brain

Environmentally Friendly Technology: The wood burning key machine.

'Because you're not a boy genius with a billion bucks - THAT's why you can't wear a hoodie to work.'

'Isn't it time someone invented the Campaign App?'

Odd Moments in Computer History: Fred came up with a creative solution when he ran out of continuous forms.

"I just think the government would save a lot of money if they livestreamed school."

'Look at this teenie-weenie chip, Schmidt! Who would have thought that it could replace a great big guy like you!'

"I no longer need a chauffeur. I brought a driverless car."