Tech Pioneer Gifts

'If people never tried anything new we wouldn't be living in caves.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

Steve Jobs

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"I knew this was coming when they introduced computer-generated ticket sales."

Self-Driving Cars/ABC Driving School

And then I chiseled one up here on top of the hill and invented the driverless wheel!

"I said I'm thinking of calling it a telephone!!!"

'Wheel.'

'I just invented technology!'

U.S. Postal Service: Ask about our new drone - mail & parcel delivery.

"Watch for innovation."

"It's for you. . ."

Virtual Money?

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Cloud Computing.

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

S.S.dot.com

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '