Start-up Pioneer Gifts

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

Robot Parts $5

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

S.S.dot.com

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"I'm appointing you head of marketing...your first job is to come up with something we can market...and to who??"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"So how much money do you make?"

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"