Business Pioneer Gifts

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Go team!

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

S.S.dot.com

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Aluminium Henge

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'We can't rely upon pas successes...we have to radically restructure the way we work, change our core values and build form the ground up.'

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'Wheel.'

'Dammit, Gentlemen! We need someone who's not afraid to 'poop outside the box'!'

Your start-up team

Start up

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"He's networking again!"