Profit Pioneer Gifts

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Market Roller Coaster.

'Now take a look at this. Someone is making a fortune, and it's not us!...'

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'Your job is to do wonders for productivity.'

"That's more like it!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'This is Borinski. He makes twice as much profit as the rest of us. I just want to know how he's doing that...'

Angel of money

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Queen of Quinoa

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Propping up a profits chart.

Disco Owls

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."