Proof Pioneer Gifts

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Queen of Quinoa

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'I call it 'Myspace'''

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Wheel.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'