Product Pioneer Gifts

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"So how much money do you make?"

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Wheel.'