Project Pioneer Gifts

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

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'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

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'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

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'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."