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"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

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"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

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"He certainly takes after his Dad."

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'I call it 'Myspace'''

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"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

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'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

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'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

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'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

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'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'