Planet Pioneer Gifts

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

Life Discovered on Mars

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."