Pioneer Gifts

"Remember - every new idea requires a leap in the dark."

"Ever wonder why you're unpopular?"

"I'm just saying, ask yourself if you want your life to be a tired, old cliche, or do you want to break new ground?"

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'

Wagon

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Women of the Wilderness

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

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'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Pioneers of the ancient west

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Davy Crocat

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'