Pronoun Pioneer Gifts

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Queen of Quinoa

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'Wheel.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Pioneers of the ancient west

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Davy Crocat

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

Wagon

Early American Think Tank.

"Watch for innovation."