Pronoun Pioneer Gifts

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Queen of Quinoa

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Wheel.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

Davy Crocat

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Chasing the one big idea

Steve Jobs

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

Wagon

"Watch for innovation."