Modern Pioneer Gifts

"Hacking your way through the jungle with one of those things is so last century, Federson."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

I got me one of them environmentally friendly "smart horses"

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

'He's a Tex'an.'

Cowoby starts up horse with remote key.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Internet.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Who can we call?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Public footpath on a desert island.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Does a blog count as being published.'

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"