Modern Adventurer Gifts

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

The little Dutch boy is playing video games.

"Come on, we're all going to sit around the campfireand play our iPods."

"Find other people"

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

Need Wi-Fi

"We're doomed for sure, Ed. I can't find a bill-changer ANYWHERE!"

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Weird things I do because of the internet

The Rise of Modern Art

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Who can we call?"

Public footpath on a desert island.

Meet the new factory manager.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'My life coach traded me.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"